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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 09:31

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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